Since so many people are so negative about my new business venture, I am raising the prices. Gosh, I am going to pee my pants. I am now thinking about a sex chat room where you can all type out your fantasies and I will give psychological advice. I don't know ... maybe charge $3.99 per minute.
which means people prefer your musical tastes to your sense of humor!!!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha!
springsteen really sucks by the way.
Pure comedy! BTW, got any good Black Crowes shows? Thanks a million for the best source on the "internets" for highest quality boots!
ReplyDeleteHey all you overly anal and serious types, cut this blogger some SLACK. He's just kiddin' around.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy these sarcastic posts as much as the music.
(Just don't get TOO wacky!!)
Cheers from Atlanta.
Naaaaaaaaaaa! Do $10, that's much better to count and people can sent you banknotes directly to your new domicile on the Caiman Isle! I'm just making plans for shooting a crocodile to make you a big suitcase for all the bucks! M.
ReplyDeleteOh wonderfull, who needs this fucking music, but a sexchatroom, thats what I want.
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