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LOL hahaha more haiku, please hahahahahaahha here's a Cat HaikuCAT HAIKU:You never feed me.Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.That will show you.You must scratch me there!Yes, above my tail! Behold,Elevator butt.I need a new toy.Tail of black dog keeps good time.Pounce! good dog! good dog!The rule for today:Touch my tail, I shred your hand.New rule tomorrow.In deep sleep hear soundCat throw up hairball somewhereWill find in morningGrace personified,I leap into the window.I meant to do that.Blur of motion, then --Silence, me, a paper bag.What is so funny?The mighty hunterReturns with gifts of plump birds --Your foot just squashed oneYou're always typing.Well, let's see you ignore mySitting on your hands.My small cardboard box.You cannot see me if ICan hide my head.Terrible battle.I fought for hours. Come and see!What's a 'term paper'?Kitty likes plasticConfuses for litter boxShouldn't leave aroundSmall brave carnivoresKill pine cones and mosquitoesFear vacuum cleanerWant to trim my claws?Don't even think about it!My cries will wake dead.I want to be closeTo you. Can I fit my headinside your armpit?Wanna go outside.Oh, no! Help! I got outside!Let me back inside!Oh no! Big Onehas been trapped by newspaper!Cat to the rescue!Humans are so strange.Mine lies still in bed, then screams!My claws aren't that sharp ...Cats meow out of angst"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!We could break so much!"Litter box not hereYou must have moved it againI'll crap in the sink.The Big Ones snore nowEvery room is dark and coldTime for "Cup Hockey"We're almost equalsI purr to show I love youWant to smell my butt? ==============
Here's one:BLOG HAIKU:Butt is numbpage after pageNothing worth downloadingwasted timerapidsharepain in the assuse zshare
LOL hahaha more haiku, please hahahahahaahha here's a Cat Haiku
ReplyDeleteCAT HAIKU:
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat throw up hairball somewhere
Will find in morning
Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
Your foot just squashed one
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head.
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Shouldn't leave around
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My cries will wake dead.
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp ...
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink.
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
==============
Here's one:
ReplyDeleteBLOG HAIKU:
Butt is numb
page after page
Nothing worth downloading
wasted time
rapidshare
pain in the ass
use zshare